3d4 Array

I’ve given the question of stat generation a lot of thought, and I’ve developed a method so good that I don’t think I’ll be able to ever use anything else. I’m generally pretty reserved about the way I run my game – every table should do what they think is fun. But I’ll go right out and say it:

This is objectively better than Standard Array, 4d6 drop 1, and even Point Buy. Prove me wrong. 3d4 Array.